Magic Orakul is a fun app that allows you, the user, to completely abdicate any responsibility you may otherwise feel compelled to take for your decisions.  It’s simple, just ask the Orakul a question, preferably phrased in a way that invites a simple yes-or-no answer.  Shake, flip or tap the Orakul, and get the answer.  That’s it.  The decision is out of your hands, let the fates decide.  And the best part, if you don’t like the answer, just shake again, and a second opinion is on the screen.

How much would you pay for an excellent application like this?  How much, to keep your hands clean, your conscience clear, your choices uncomplicated?  Wait, don’t answer just yet.  If you act now, for a limited time, you not only get to feel good about removing yourself from the choice equation, you also get to enjoy cool animation, as the answers are revealed in gratuitously complex, yet esthetically pleasing manner.  

 

Magic Orakul comes with full metaphysical guarantee.  If you are not completely satisfied we will cancel all the karmic debt incurred while using this application.

 

Magic Orakul is made with 100% recycled bits.

 

No psychics, mediums, fortune tellers or soothsayers were harmed during the making of this product.